The Final Word On Pie

Let me make this clear.  I like pie.

I like sweet dessert pies.

I like savory meat pies. (I come across the latter in the context of my hobby of medieval re-enactment).

I also like pizza, which is a pie.

I even like those synthetic Hostess "fruit" pies.

So, I am asking Kossacks for a favor.

I want your pie recipes.

• Big pies.
  
• Small pies.
  
• Fig Pies
  
• Tall Pies.
  
• Pies with fruit.
  
• Pies that go "toot!"
  
• Apple pies.
  
• Scrapple pies.
  
• Pies using orange
  
• Pies made with . . . made with . . . made with . . .

You get the picture.

I want to see some friendly sharing of pie recipies.

Full disclosure:  If I don't get a scrapple pie recipe, I won't feel incomplete.